Once Upon a Time There Was a Little Princess Named Madison

Today, we have a very special guest blogger. Madison. I'm doing this for a few reasons. One, because I am behind on blogging (shocker) and can't get motivated to start this post and, second, because last week Madison sat on my lap while I was editing and started telling me what was going on in all of my photos and I about peed my pants. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started. 

I was camping with Kenzie in your curtains because we invited you in our tent. That's what I wanted for a story. Once upon a time there was a little girl named Madison. Mom, can I see the airplane picture???

I was camping with Kenzie in your curtains because we invited you in our tent. That's what I wanted for a story. Once upon a time there was a little girl named Madison. Mom, can I see the airplane picture???

Oh my goodness. What are me doing? I know what we're doing!!! WE ARE MAKING COOKIES! We are making cookies! For the scurity guardians (security guards...)!

Oh my goodness. What are me doing? I know what we're doing!!! WE ARE MAKING COOKIES! We are making cookies! For the scurity guardians (security guards...)!

I'm eatin watermelon. We got the watermelon. We picked watermelon at the lemonade stand! Right mom? I'm pickin carrots. Ohh. I remember that! I ate those at school! My friends ate them too. Do you know who else is in my class? Claudia. She's my friend and I miss her! 

I'm eatin watermelon. We got the watermelon. We picked watermelon at the lemonade stand! Right mom? I'm pickin carrots. Ohh. I remember that! I ate those at school! My friends ate them too. Do you know who else is in my class? Claudia. She's my friend and I miss her! 

This is a big, big, salad. A salad? Is it a salad, mommy? I don't like salad. When i'm grown up I'm going to like salad. But right now, I don't like salad. 

This is a big, big, salad. A salad? Is it a salad, mommy? I don't like salad. When i'm grown up I'm going to like salad. But right now, I don't like salad. 

I'm eatin ice cream! Ice cream, now! Maybe I can ask daddy if he can get me a yummy snack of ice cream. Daddy, can I have a yummy snack? We don't have an ice cream cones though, we only have strawberry ice cream. 

I'm eatin ice cream! Ice cream, now! Maybe I can ask daddy if he can get me a yummy snack of ice cream. Daddy, can I have a yummy snack? We don't have an ice cream cones though, we only have strawberry ice cream. 

I'm watching TV. I am watchin TV. Yes, I'm watchin TV.

I'm watching TV. I am watchin TV. Yes, I'm watchin TV.

Oh my goodness. What is this? Do you know what this is? Is it.. a.. tortilla? Is it a CUPCAKE??? Is it a cupcake?? 

Oh my goodness. What is this? Do you know what this is? Is it.. a.. tortilla? Is it a CUPCAKE??? Is it a cupcake?? 

Folks, we've lost our guest blogger to Paw Patrol. So I'm going to take over until I can bribe her to get back over here and help me finish this thing. I wanted to take a nice, beautiful portrait of Maddie on her first day of school. Fail...

Folks, we've lost our guest blogger to Paw Patrol. So I'm going to take over until I can bribe her to get back over here and help me finish this thing. I wanted to take a nice, beautiful portrait of Maddie on her first day of school. Fail...

Oh good, Maddie is back. "Kenzie is sitting on the table." 

Oh good, Maddie is back. "Kenzie is sitting on the table." 

Ohh, I'm playing kick the ball! 

Ohh, I'm playing kick the ball! 

Ohh. That reminds me. Let's put our heads together and think. Well, maybe that's me and mommy in my bed watchin on the daddy computer. We were watching the daddy video. I think that's what!

Ohh. That reminds me. Let's put our heads together and think. Well, maybe that's me and mommy in my bed watchin on the daddy computer. We were watching the daddy video. I think that's what!

Upside down Kenzie! She's upside down. And that's her stinky, stinky, little tiny butt!

Upside down Kenzie! She's upside down. And that's her stinky, stinky, little tiny butt!

Is she on the railing?

Is she on the railing?

You can take a turn, and then I get it back! Makin cookies!

You can take a turn, and then I get it back! Makin cookies!

That's me jumping on the bed! Like this!!!! Heheheh. Like this, that's me jumping on the bed, like this. Jump a jump a jump a jump... (She is now jumping on my bed!)

That's me jumping on the bed! Like this!!!! Heheheh. Like this, that's me jumping on the bed, like this. Jump a jump a jump a jump... (She is now jumping on my bed!)

Parque. Let's go to the park! We went to the park. We went on the swing! We played on the slide. And then we played soccer!

Parque. Let's go to the park! We went to the park. We went on the swing! We played on the slide. And then we played soccer!

Airplane! Oh, those are the big fans! Can we go to the park now? 

Airplane! Oh, those are the big fans! Can we go to the park now? 

That's when. When I was takin my nap we went on an adventure! Like Dora the Explorer! Turn to the next page...

That's when. When I was takin my nap we went on an adventure! Like Dora the Explorer! Turn to the next page...

That's bread... No, that's a COOKIE! Kenzie Bear is eatin a cookie!

That's bread... No, that's a COOKIE! Kenzie Bear is eatin a cookie!

I don't know what she's doing. She's not being a good girl. 

I don't know what she's doing. She's not being a good girl. 

No, I want to see the airplane!

No, I want to see the airplane!

Kenzie is carrying my lunchbox. 

Kenzie is carrying my lunchbox. 

Kenzie is climbin. I don't think she's allowed to climb. I don't know about that. Is she a big girl, or a baby? Why is she climbing on herself? 

Kenzie is climbin. I don't think she's allowed to climb. I don't know about that. Is she a big girl, or a baby? Why is she climbing on herself? 

Kenzie is feeding the doggies!!! We finished the story!!! Yay!!!!! We finished the story! We finished, we finished. We finished the story. Yay ya ya ya ya ya we finished the story, yeah yeah we finished the story! 

Kenzie is feeding the doggies!!! We finished the story!!! Yay!!!!! We finished the story! We finished, we finished. We finished the story. Yay ya ya ya ya ya we finished the story, yeah yeah we finished the story!